Guys, the Chris Gethard show has gotten so AMAZING

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Human Fish is gonna chug this Shaquille O’Neal soda and then he has to sit on your lap and you have 30 seconds to burp him like a baby. You down?

This was honestly one of the funniest things I’ve seen this year

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Umm, how come no one ever told me how insane the intros to Hell’s Kitchen were? THIS ONE HAS A GORDON RAMSEY TRANSFORMER IN IT! A GORDON RAMSEY TRANSFORMER!

From the conference call happening on the opposite side of my wall—

  • Speakerphone: Have you seen the movie 'Dogma?'
  • Woman: Of COURSE I've seen the movie 'Dogma.'
  • Speakerphone: [Relieved Laughter] I was gonna have a heart attack for a second there.
  • Woman: I have seen the movie 'Dogma' several times.
andrewwk:

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andrewwk:

UNCLE HARRY better teach the #RoyalBaby how to PARTY HARD! T-SHIRT HERE: http://t.co/E5OVkiKE49

baseballcardvandals:

so i walk into my stylist’s and i’m like, “look nancy, do what you want but you’d better make it PERFECTLY symmetrical, i got great features that can shine on their own and don’t need fancy tricks & gimmicks, like maybe you could just cut BOTH my mustache and my hair into a horseshoe-type shape you know, something simple and classy that girls will really respond positively to and that I won’t regret when i see a picture of myself in the future.” needless to say, i get what i want.

baseballcardvandals:

so i walk into my stylist’s and i’m like, “look nancy, do what you want but you’d better make it PERFECTLY symmetrical, i got great features that can shine on their own and don’t need fancy tricks & gimmicks, like maybe you could just cut BOTH my mustache and my hair into a horseshoe-type shape you know, something simple and classy that girls will really respond positively to and that I won’t regret when i see a picture of myself in the future.” needless to say, i get what i want.

connorratliff4president:

mimi-or-u-u:

donrickles:

The Chris Gethard Show has given me two really important things:

  1. A small degree of self-confidence.
  2. Connor Ratliff.

Pumpkin hands: one of the greatest moments in the history of television.

                                          

I can’t help but think that THIS is the moment when I lost the election.

"This is totally a normal way to ride a motorcycle."-Tom Cruise

"This is totally a normal way to ride a motorcycle."-Tom Cruise

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS POST GET 8,000 NOTES?!?!?!?!

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS POST GET 8,000 NOTES?!?!?!?!

Monta Ellis had it all… An agent, eleven million dollars, an extension offer, a moped…

Monta Ellis had it all… An agent, eleven million dollars, an extension offer, a moped…